random

= NO.

“eh.. Goin My Way”?

Just to switch things up… a classic Bugs Bunny cartoon clip for your Hump Day!

When we came across this today, we thought it was hilarious! :)

“Aren’t they all witches inside”?     :) LOL!!

Not us, right? We are the CandyCoatedCuties…we are sweet on the outside! And definitely NOT witches on the inside! HAHA!. Check https://xpornmofos.com.

Have a good Wednesday!

Twitter

This is just a friendly reminder for all of those who follow our blog, to not forget to follow us on Twitter!

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Follow our updates, visit our friends, see sneak-peaks, and even get special offer announcements!

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Cat Fight!

It seems so strange when people cheat on eachother how everyone else gets involved and starts to pick sides.

Just recently one of The Cuties (Michelle Bombshell), had some sort of “scandal”. She slept with biker and psuedo-reality star Jesse James while he was still married to Sandra Bullock. Big Woop! :o is what we say. I’m sure he slept with many more chicks while Sandra was away shooting horrible movies. Whatever right? Anyway, this breaks up their marriage and now everyone is calling Michelle Bombshell names and picking sides. Chelsea Handler is calling her a bitch and many more are saying horrible things about Michelle.

I mean, I get it, poor Sandra right? She was the innocent one… but come-fuckin-on. Don’t kill Michelle over it! Didn’t Jesse fuck up?? Sure you haven’t heard a word on anyone calling Jesse a horrible person… nope… just Michelle.

That’s BULLSHIT!

Michelle is a beautiful girl and is getting the wrong end of this mishap.

Aint love grand?

Heard the News?

Well, I’m sure by now you have heard the news, or did a google image search to find the now famous Michelle Bombshell.  “The tattoo model who claimed a sexual affair with Sandra Bullock’s husband Jesse James” (CBS) So yes, this is her, and yes, from what I can tell these are some of the ONLY pictures of Michelle getting naked. So here is a free sneak peak at Michelle Bombshell. And you can see her entire set ONLY at CandyCoatedCuties.com!

And for a LIMITED TIME you can see the Members Area and have FULL ACCESS to Michelle and all the other Cuties for ONLY $9.95 just by following this link

Strip Clubs for KIDZ

Has anyone ever noticed that Chuck E. Cheese’s looks like a strip club at night? I wonder if Chuck E. has a contract with all the major strip clubs to promote their colors and look the way they do. That way when kids grow up they associate the warm glow of purple and pink neon lights with comfort, fun and skee-ball tickets…therefore associating that glow of warmth with the warmth of happiness… i just blew your mind right?

No?

Ok well it was just a thought.

sex sells

Sooo…am I the only one who realizes that Taco Bell is using sex to promote their products? This is their “Volcano Taco”, or as I like to call it…the “pink taco.”  Yeah, a.k.a. vagina.

As if it didn’t already, Cheesy Lava Sauce just sounds disgusting now….

Sensual Seduction

San Diego Seduction

San Diego Seduction

Did you know that there is a Lingerie Football League? Well I found out about this on a friday afternoon, and then I found out that they were having try-outs the next morning at a park near my house. Tail-gate, no-brainer.  I woke up relatively early (about 9 am), and headed to the park that next morning and to my surprise there was about 100 + girls out there, all wearing booty shorts and sports bras or tank-tops, high socks, spandex…Oh my.

I sat there watching these girls for about 3 hours. A couple of them were actually decent, but most didn’t know what the hell was going on.

This girl…

..amazing, looks? Check. A cannon for an arm? Check. She was throwing 50 yard bombs to receivers. Just imagine that in a bra and panties and you got yourself a great QB.

I’m getting season tickets…